Someone ran by singing a terrible song (Waterfalls, by TLC), and like all terrible songs, it wriggled its way into my grey matter.
I knew the one thing that would unseat it. Yum Yum Bumblebee, bumble bee tuna....and so on.
I told Sam, The only way to make this better is to make it much much worse.
"You're funny. Are you a comedian? 'Cause you're, like, really funny."
That's stupid. Don't be stupid, Sam, just 'cause the man expects it.
"What man?"
That one, over there.
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