D: 100 kisses to you!
me: 101 to you!
but...it only works out to, like, 77 kisses.
D: ah nuts. now i'm running a kiss deficit
then i guess i'm ahead in the kiss contest
me: how do you figure?
seems you're gonna run into the red as far as kisses go, in very little time.
D : well i gave you 100 duty free kisses
you gave me 77 on account of not gettin' at the airport
also, you kissed the GOVERNMENT 24 times
me: the GOVERNMENT has bad breath.
D : indeed
me: and tries to cop a feel, even when it's clear that only kisses are involved.
then GOVERNMENT asks where GOVERNMENT can get the kisses.
D : i bet audits are...
me: GOVERNMENT makes me vomit on my shoes and try to find plans to not give GOVERNMENT any kisses and allot you all 101.
we should move.
D : lol
me: we could go to Oslo, but then GOVERNMENT would take 77 kisses and leave you only 24.
D : it's tough all over
me: but at least there GOVERNMENT is more upstanding, and even opens doors for me.
D : i prefer under the table kisses
and under other furniture
me: under sofa kisses
they are dirty, but soft.
D : ha!
me: under bookshelf kisses are nerdy and nervous.
D : and not earthquake safe
Sent at 2:32 PM on Thursday
me: under hope chest kisses are cramped, but optimistic.
under dog bed kisses are...best left alone.
D : GOD